It Is Now....



"Fizzy Yellow Beer T-shirt Amnesty Month"
(July 5th - August 5th)




Too many times we've heard people refer to the beer
T-shirt they are wearing in this way: "Heck, I never
drink this brand of beer anymore, but they gave me the
T-shirt for free. I'd much rather wear an Arrogant
Bastard Ale T-shirt since your beers rule."

Well, typically we would just ridicule you for your
poor taste in clothing, but this summer we're
offering you a special deal instead! See, we've created
"Fizzy Yellow Beer T-shirt Amnesty Month"
here at Stone Brewing.

By partaking in this program you will not only get rid of
an old T-shirt, and get a nice new one in return. But something
more important will be returned...your self-respect!



You can do it through the Stone Online Gift Shop,
the mail, or in person at the brewery.

All you have to do is....


Via the Stone Online Gift Shop:

CLICK HERE!


Via Mail:

1) Mail in your undesired beer T-shirt* from ANY
"Fizzy Yellow Beer" brand of beer to:

Amnesty
c/o Stone Brewing Co.
155 Mata Way, #104
San Marcos, CA 92069

* The age/wear of the T-shirt does not matter,
but only send clean ones!

2) Tell us what size & color (any color you want, as
long as it's ash/gray for the men and black for the
women!) T-shirt you want.

3) Include $12 "Amnesty Application Processing Fee"
for each exchange.

4) Add $2 per shirt for shipping and handling.

5) Don't forget to include your name and mailing
address!

6) Wear your new T-shirt with pride, and no longer
suffer the shame of the old fizzy yellow beer shirt
--- and know that you are helping to make the world a
better place!


In Person (during Gift Shop hours!) at Stone Brewing:

1) Bring in your undesired beer T-shirt from ANY
brand of beer
* The age/wear of the T-shirt does not matter,
but only bring clean ones!

2) Pick out which size T-shirt you want.

3) Pay $12 "Amnesty Application Processing Fee" for
each exchange.

4) Enjoy a taste of fresh beer at our complimentary
tasting bar!

5) Wear your new T-shirt with pride, and no longer
suffer the shame of the old fizzy yellow beer shirt!

If you have any questions, just read the above again
and again until it finally sinks in that your pride
is a terrible thing to waste.